Summary:
- `nolint` linter doesn't do what folks think it does. Besides `src/ui/dist` is
  gitignored.
- Sort excludes
- Cleanup regexes to not do silly things like `.*$`
- Make includes and excludes always be arrays so there's less lines changed
  when adding or removing other includes/excludes.
- Fix the `yaml`s that the yaml linter was complaining about.

Test Plan:
`arc lint --everything --trace` should lint the files we expect and
not return lint errors.

Reviewers: zasgar, michelle, #engineering

Reviewed By: zasgar, #engineering

Differential Revision: https://phab.corp.pixielabs.ai/D6823

GitOrigin-RevId: 52a90309389aff42a66957d244bdd3a94ab093b9